My old systems analysis teacher once said that, whenever you make a tech purchase, it should last at least 3 years. On Saturday, July 27th, my iPod failed to respond to resuscitation. It was 5. It is survived by innumerable relatives, as shown on the Apple Support Page
I’m disappointed that I have to go cough up money for a new music device. But in all fairness, 5 years is a pretty good run for a device that was subjected to an awful lot of abuse. It persevered through:

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